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天!圣诞礼物竟然是这样来的.
Posted in 幽默图片
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Early Shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
“这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?”
"Before the store opened." countered the prisoner.
“在商店开门之前。”犯人应道。
Posted in 笑过之后
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喝水成猪
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最牛的假瑞脑消金兽币
一妇女拿假瑞脑消金兽钞去买早点,小贩恼了:“大姐,你给假瑞脑消金兽钞也就算了,那起码是张印的,
你这张钞票居然是画的!退一万步说,画的也就算了,你给画一张十块的、五块的都行,
你还给画张七块的! 七块就七块吧,最起码也得画彩色的啊,
居然用铅笔,算了,黑白就黑白的好了,
可不能用手纸画啊!手感太差了,就算是手纸你也得用剪子把边剪齐了啊,
这个用手撕的,毛边太夸张了,行,毛边我也忍了,可你也撕个长方型啊,
这个三角型就太说不过去了。”
你能完整描述一下这个妇女假瑞脑消金兽币吗?
一张用手撕成的三角形手纸,上面用铅笔画的七元钱的假瑞脑消金兽币。
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